Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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