How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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