? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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