Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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