Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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