that's an acceptable place to lick
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
