ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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