I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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