Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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