they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
