i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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