I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
love makes seman taste better
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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