real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I intend to get homeless drunk
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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