It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
tell me about the fingering
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