His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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