Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Pants are for mortals
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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