Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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