He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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