North Korea, Best Korea!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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