I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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