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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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