would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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