He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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