woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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