So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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