So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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