i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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