Duck Duck Cougar?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
