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Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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