In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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