her vagine was all disorganized.
you would pick up someone in the library
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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