When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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