Jerry, you need to find god
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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