Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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