in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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