if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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