people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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