He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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