no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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