just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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