im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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