i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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