I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I faked an abortion last night.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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