I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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