Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You smell like stripper and shame
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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