He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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