Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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