Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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