no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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