If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Porn is love you can see.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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