Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
zippers are such a cool invention
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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