Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
