Is it because I queefed?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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