Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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